Top Weekly Shower Thoughts (July 23, 2020)

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satirequeen
Jul 24, 2020 2:00 PM EDT

We're back again with this week's top shower thoughts. You know the drill by now... it's the things we all think but don't actually think about. The thoughts that cross our minds so fleetingly, that we forget we ever had them. Welcome to this week's deepest philosophical thoughts of the average Joe.

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  • 01
    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/chrizcore 4 days ago Once private space travel is a common thing, the secret disposal of bodies will be taken to a whole new level.
    via u/chrizcore
  • 02
    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/schlawani 2 days ago All those horrendous-looking clothes at the store had to be created and approved by multiple people who thought that it would actually sell.
    via u/schlawani
  • 03
    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/haternation 4 days ago Fruit, like people, have bellybuttons where they were plucked
    via u/haternation
  • 04
    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/Lendios 3 days ago It takes two wipes to realise it only took one wipe
    via u/Lendios
  • 05
    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/yonchik 3 days ago It takes getting fat to realise you weren't fat
    via u/yonchik
  • 06
    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/PovaghAllHumans 18 hours ago Taking a bite from a burger determines where the front of it is
    via u/PovaghAllHumans
  • 07
    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/Hugh_Jidiot 6 days ago Johnny Bravo is the anti-incel; never gets a woman, but doesn't wallow in self-pity or hate women themselves for rejecting him.
    via u/Hugh_Jidiot
  • 08
    Text - r/Showerthoughts - Posted by u/Greyscale_God 1 day ago When we think of apples we think red, but when we think of apple flavored we think green.
    via u/Greyscale_God
  • 09
    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/TheBigBullfrog 3 days ago Cavemen riding dinosaurs is more absurd than cavemen driving cars
    via u/TheBigBullfrog
  • 10
    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/Azozel 6 days ago Batman wears a utility belt because he doesn't have pockets. It's just a fancy fanny pack
    via u/Azozel
  • 11
    Text - r/Showerthoughts - Posted by u/takaperoinen-miete 3 days ago Most animal infants can run, hide, or at least stay quiet. A human baby will shriek like it's daring any predator within earshot to fight the entire tribe.
    via u/takaperoinen-miete
  • 12
    Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/poplop29 5 days ago You could lie about any dream that you have and no one could prove you are lying
    via u/poplop29

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